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Friday, 03 July 2009

  • I am so itchy. For reals. My whole self itches. First I thought it might be bedbugs. Then I was told it was mites. And now, a virus. But mostly, hives. So, so many hives. And I am itchy. And that is really all.

    But the fireworks were beautiful. :o)

    m/l

Tuesday, 05 May 2009

  • Today I had a really funny conversation with my neighbor. I should probably preface this account with some information about my neighbor. My neighbor's name is Macaleigh. She's in 1st grade.

     I was out planting some stuff I had just gotten from Lowe's. You know, the whole Spring flower garden thing. And Macaleigh comes out and starts talking to me. She really loves to work in gardens, and she loves to be in charge of things. She wanted to dig the holes and put the plants into the ground. It was kinda funny. I mean, I definitely don't mind having some help in the garden.

     So we were hanging out and working in my flower garden. And Macaleigh turns to me and says, "Do you have a husband?"
     And this is a pretty interesting conversation, so I answer: "No, not yet."
     "Are you going to get one soon?"
     "Not anytime soon."
     "I think you should get a husband tomorrow."
     And, although I respect Macaleigh's opinion, I'm not sure that I can completely fulfill this request. I mean, where in the world would I find a husband for tomorrow? So I ask Macaleigh. Her answer?
     "In Mexico. They have the Swine Flu there."
     "So you want my husband to have Swine Flu?"
     "No, they're already done with that."
     "Oh. So you mean he won't be able to get it again?"
     "Yeah."

     Just before this, we had another conversation.
     "What's your name?" Macaleigh asked me. She always forgets my name.
     "Well, Louey. My real name is Michelle, but my friends call me Louey. You can pick the one you like the most. Which one do you like the most?"
     "Michelle."
     "Ok."
    Five minutes later: "Can I call you Mindy?"
    Where does she come up with this stuff? "Um, yeah. That's not my name, but if you want to, you can call me that."
    "Ok. Hey Mindy? Can I go in your house?"

    And on it went.

    m/l

Saturday, 14 March 2009

  • I've had a ton of stuff going on lately.

    Like seriously. A lot.

    It's funny how when I was a student I never realized how much an admissions counselor had to do. I just thought an admissions counselor was a student who graduated and didn't really have anything else to do, so he or she became an admissions counselor.

    Not true. Like, at all.

    But in addition, I've submitted my book. (YEA!) It's all done. The working title is "The Ten Days of Summer," but we'll see what it ends up being. :o) I have to wait 6-9 months to hear back from the first publisher. It is unethical to submit a manuscript to more than one publisher at a time, so I have to wait for this publisher to decide before I do anything else. Usually it's about a 3 month wait, so this is a really long time. Hopefully they're just covering their butts, but we'll see! It was sent in at the beginning of January. Do you want to read an excerpt from my book? Yes?? Ok! This first one will give you an idea of what the book's about.

         Don looked around the group. The sweat was hanging onto the little hairs on his upper lip. His face was lit up like he’d just been offered a life supply of video games. He was the smartest one in our group. The rest of us pulled ourselves up on the grass, trying to be the first to catch on to Don’s great idea. “Don’t you get it?” He excitedly explained. “We’ve got nine days left before school. Nine days before we start our first year of junior high. This school year everyone is going to expect us to be more grown up. They’re going to expect us to be responsible. This is our last chance to be kids, get in trouble, and get away with it. We’ve got nine and a half more days to be get away with anything.”

    And here's another quote:

    It was almost as if the strange green light were alive, moving by itself. My eyes locked on it as it went from room to room. There was no way a person was making that light. I was ready to run for the payphone and call for help when, very quickly, everything turned dark. I rubbed my eyes and looked again. No, the light hadn’t gone out. Something was blocking my view of it. I couldn’t focus on whatever it was. I looked closer and blinked. A single white circle with a dark dot in the center floated into my view. It was a large, unwavering eye. Whatever was blocking my view of the light was standing in front of the shed window, staring straight back at me.

    I know both of those sound kinda serious, but there are some really funny parts, too! It's a children's book for 4th-6th grade boys. I hope you guys like it!

    m/l

Tuesday, 22 July 2008

  • Maybe it's just me...but is your underwear showing?

      So today I had a hole in my pants. Not just a little whole, but a stinkin' huge hole on my behind which the seamstress had seemingly never sewn. It was ridiculously large. Kinda makes you wonder how I could wear those pants three times without noticing it. Well, today I was in the bathroom, and happened to notice that there was quite a draft at my rear. This led me into a quick little dance routine in the hall and around the office until I could get out of the door and into my car where no one would be looking at my backside. During my early lunch at home, I took out my needle and thread and managed to sew up my new pinstriped pants so that they were once more presentable. Back at work, the girls inspected my "back stitch", and complimented me on my workmanship. No more underwear scares.

      Now that you've gotten a good laugh at my expense, let me stand on this soapbox so I can see you all. I recently overheard a conversation between a couple of Christians over a matter of some money. They were talking about a group of people among whom they needed to dispense the money. Eventually, after much thought, they decided that the best way to make everyone happy would be to deceive them. To them, this seemed the perfect solution. Everyone was happy, and no one knew the difference. To me, I was thunderstruck. How could a couple of Christians decide that the best way to treat their brothers and sisters in Christ was to lie to them? Now thinking back on it, it reminds me of a story in Acts chapter 5.

     Honestly, it makes me livid. There are two things that I hate, and one of them is lies. No one may find out about these people and how they've lied, and everything may be ok. But what if someone does find out? It would be much more embarrassing than a missing seam in some dress pants. It would be a lot harder to fix, too. It would take a lot of humility, apologies, and time to make up for something like that. When you can't do it right the first time, someone ultimately pays. I sew a seam on my own pants, and next time I shop, I'll look a little harder at my merchandise. Someone loses respect and trust., and next time that group has money, they may not trust these two Christians at all.

    How can we trade Christian respect for money?

    m/l

Friday, 18 July 2008

  • Jakoleous

    Sue and Liz are spectacular. I love them.

    So, if anyone anywhere remembers, I always wanted a build-a-bear. Everyone else on the team in jr. high and high school had build-a-bears. Their friends had made one for them when they were going through a hard time, for their birthday, or just to say I love you. One of my friends knew I wanted one, and promised to get me one if I won a certain quiz for our team. I won, but I think her funds might have been tight that year. In any case, I didn't get a build-a-bear. I went through college, and every time we passed one of those stores by, I would tell the people I was with, "I really want a build-a-bear." And they would kindly suggest that we make one for me right then, to which I would reply that it wasn't a real build-a-bear unless someone else made it for you.

    So Sue and Liz made me a build-a-bear. And not only did they make me a build-a-bear, but they named him the perfect name ever. THEY NAMED HIM JAKE!

    For those of you who do not understand the significance of this name, let me explain. Jake is the name of the right guy. He's not perfect, but he's the guy that's right for me. (I've made up stories for Sue and Liz about this Jake character) What's even better, is that they incorporated all kinds of stuff from the past four years we spent together. Jake wears an argyle sweater. Everytime for the past four years that I've seen argyle, I've commented on how much I like it. I like boy cologne. (obviously. It's there to attract girls. On a side note, its other function is to cover up the no-shower-in-a-week smell. Don't be fooled, ladies!) Jake is sprayed with a special cologne called--get this--"Jake." He's got sweet shades, cause he's so cool, and he likes to cuddle (or so I'm told). He's a great listener, too. And he's got his own place. He doesn't even live with his parents! I don't care if it IS a small house. He's still independent.

    Anyway, I was really excited, and with all of the craziness and difficult apartment issues, it is hard right now. It's just really nice to get an early birthday present. :o) Thanks, sue and liz.

    m/l

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  • I'm a Christian who happens to be a Nazarene. I'm a retired Bible quizzer (junior and teen) no first kiss till married. I can't spell, I have this thing for correct grammar(generally, at least) and a ton of friends(whose grammar I continualy correct. Just ask them). and I go to MVNU. that's me.

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